Post Registrar

Because I know the woman who delivers our paper, I quickly turn off the light when I hear her minivan approach- hiding the fact that I anxiously await the morning paper for no good reason except perhaps Dear Abby!

BHS

Last night I had a dream I went to my high school reunion. We didn't have name tags and consequently, I didn't know who anyone was. Oh, and I was preggers.

I Brake for Turkeys

Tonight the boys have a wrestling match. Tomorrow I'm thinking about going to Boise.